Just came across this in my feed. 😂😂
Which is the best Hogwarts House…
Disclaimer: This is based purely on my own personal view. There is a reason I is in caps lock. When we want to stress a word, what do we do? WE CAPS LOCK IT!
So, let us just take the Trinity in our series- Harry, Ronald and Hermione. So clearly they are all Griffindors who set the world right. But it’s clear they are NOT exactly 100% a Griffindor.
Hermione, herself said and I quote, “Well,the sorting hat did seriously consider putting me in Ravenclaw during my sorting, but it decided on Griffindor in the end.” So clearly Hermione who could do N.E.W.T level magic at year 5 was definitely a Ravendor. And it’s her Ravenclaw side , her intelligence and knowledge, which played a huge part in destroying Bald-de-mort.
Next, Ronald Bilius Weasley, the LOYAL friend to Harry, the one who stood by Harry and though a bit jealous, he’s quite nice too. For me, his staying by Harry’s side is the only reason he is who he is. The loyal sidekick (Yeah, sorry Ron!) Is pretty much a Griffinpuff.
Harry, there is no need of much to say, even the goddamn sorting hat confirmed twice that he would have done well in Slytherin. He has all of it in him to be a Slytherin, except for cunning though. He, himself found him more like the Slytherin heir, goddamn Voldy-mortal ( Someone should have said to him that he was Voldemortal though) He was resourceful with Hermy-ninny’s help and yeah as quoted in the CoS, he was determined and had disregard for rules ( Griffindors are like that too, right James?) And may I say , Harry was savage af too. Even though I missed quite a few points, let’s see, Harry Potter is pretty much a Slytherdor.
And it’s all these qualities of all the houses combined in 3 students who just can’t have a normal school life which made them overthrow a great piece of punk. The intelligence of an eagle, the snake’s abilities, the bravery of the lion and the loyalty and Friends Theme song title of the badger did it. The four houses together did it. It’s Hogwarts that is the best, not some stupid geek overconfident mat that did it.
You, an intellectual: 9+7=16
Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16
Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
This is literally how I would have done it
9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16
VALID
you fools who can do simple math I have to count my fingers
me, as my laptop fan suddenly become louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????
insanity
If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too
today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok
i want a jaynestown kinda thing w/ star trek where they land on a planet and yeah they’re pre-warp and pretty primitive but yeah fuck the prime directive because there’s like a plague there and bones isn’t going to let all those people die so he kinda sneaks the medicine and stuff to them and they leave and kirk is like “ok there’s pretty much no way we’re gonna get away with this so we were never here”
and then like ten years later they’re sent to check on a planet and whoops it’s the same planet that bones helped so kirk is like ok we go in, write a report and stuff, and get out and hope nobody notices us. and they beam down and there’s a giant goddamned temple dedicated to mccoy. paintings and sculptures and shit and it’s kinda crude but still clearly recognizable and they’re standing there in shock staring at this giant fuckin statue of mccoy like holy shit we are in so much trouble and spock just goes “this must be what going mad feels like.”
#jim is really jealous #spock can not even being to PROCESS how many goddamned rules they broke #sulu is just like we gotta go to the planet where I’M a god
“I think they really captured his essence.”
“He looks angry.”
“Yeah that’s kinda what I mean.”
- conversation between chekov and sulu
Then the God of Healing stretched out his hand and said:
“Forsooth! For all the time I have spent on thee, if thou diest now, I shall venture into Hell and drag thee back into life by thy collar.”
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Nintendo DS culture is having fun with your sweet innocent game and then seeing your reflection in the screen during the cut screens and realizing how much suffering you see in your eyes then feeling thankful when the game comes back on
okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg
that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage
So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked
i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth”
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.
It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.
My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end
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