somanyofthekids:

I was talking to a kid in my daughter’s class today, and she said that she thought it would be fun to write a story about the Titanic, but with supernatural creatures.

So I said, “Yeah, that would great! What would the creatures do? Would they save the Titanic from sinking?”

And she gave me the most disgusted look. I have never seen a 9 year old face look so appalled.

“No,” she said, speaking very clearly so as to never be so grossly misunderstood again, “they’re going to eat the passengers.”

God I hope she lets me read it.

cassandrashipsit:

justcallmepoppy:

OMFG

So I’m watching this voice acting documentary on Netflix, “I Know That Voice,” and it’s really good anyway and y'all should watch it.

But they have Kevin Conroy on and they’re into a section about being recognized out in public and Conroy tells this story.

He lives in NYC apparently, and after the 9/11 attacks he helped out making meals for people (in a soup kitchen type thing, I’m gathering).

So one day one guy comes up to him and says, “You know I’m a construction worker in my day job.  What do you do?”

And Conroy tells him that he does voice acting.

And the guy gets all excited, like, “I knew it!  You're that Kevin Conroy, you’re Batman!”

And the guy went out into the dining area and just announced to all of the people there, “You know who’s been cooking your dinner?  Batman.”

The room went completely quiet and eventually some guy at the far end of the room called out, “Bullshit!  Make him prove it!”

So Kevin fucking Conroy just stood in the fucking kitchen and did the, “I am vengeance.  I am the night!  I am Batman!” line.

And the guy was like, “Holy shit it IS Batman!” and everyone cheered.

And the guy who originally approached Conroy came back to him to tell him, “How does it feel to be Santa Claus?  'Cause that’s what you just did.”

And that’s one of the best Batman stories I’ve ever heard.

This is the batmaniest thing to ever batman.

foxoftheasterisk:

writing-prompt-s:

From a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you’ll look in a month. One day, your reflection is gone.

“Huh, I guess I am gonna go through with it.”

“What?” calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room.

“Tell you later,” I say.

So, I have POTS, which for me is essentially chronic fainting spells with a sprinkling of migraines and other side effects. I am super lucky that we found a medication that controls it for me- so since I started taking it, I only faint every so often, one or twice every few months.

HOWEVER, for a few years there before we knew what the hell was wrong with me, it was several times a week with a maximum of a few times a day!

It’s been like two years since that extreme however 👍✨

In any case, the other day I was complaining about how I’m constantly having joint pain and I didn’t know why, when my husband pointed out that my dumbass was falling knees/hips/shoulder/elbows/ head (whichever!) first into the ground pretty fucking consistently for about five years- like hMM, I WONDER WHY I HAVE BODY ACHES 🙃

sprachtraeume:

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

spicyreyes:

theredroseandthedagger:

Does anyone else ever think about the fact that Hagrid and Sirius were in Azkaban at the same time? 

Like what if Hagrid was sitting in his cell one night, feeling hopeless, and thinking about the day he got expelled and the day his dad died, and suddenly he looks up to see this huge, terrifying black dog slipping into his cell? And this terrifying-looking dog just walks over to him, puts its head on his knee and gives him a look to say everything’s gonna be ok, I’m surviving here so you will too. And Hagrid feels slightly better. 

After Hagrid’s release, he thinks about that black dog occasionally and wonders if he just imagined it. Then years later in the war, people from the Order are dying and Hagrid is upset, and he looks over to see Sirius giving him that exact same look, and he just knows - somehow, everything is going to be ok.

hagrid is the one who named sirius ‘snuffles’

princesstigerbelle:

theancientdoomabyss:

cursed-kat-images:

Vroom vroom

The wheels on the bus go meow meow meow

Meow meow meow

Meow meow meow

kirby-appreciation:

kirby-appreciation:

kirby-appreciation:

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

regularlesbian:

tchaikovskaya:

being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/

no. recognize your milf potential